The Dakota's horn doesn't work. I don't feel at all like messing with airbag crap, and all the electricals check out - so I'm quite sure it's the contact ring that's gone to shit.
I don't want to remove the wheel and I don't want to put a silly-looking button on the dash. How about installing a pull switch? Then we could act all BIG RIG when people piss us off, reach up and pull on a cord to unleash AUDIBLE JUSTICE